Trait Takers

Oh, hello there!
Have you always wished you could be smarter and more talented? I can give you all that and more.
“Not possible,” you say? Ah, I’m afraid you’re wrong. My shop will change your life — guaranteed!
But a word of caution:
You are treading in treacherous territory. Use my traits wisely, or they can be dangerous.
Curious reader, you are in for adventure and surprises! What kind? That’s just it — they are surprise.
You'll have to open the front cover to find out more.